Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 101 to 200 of 204

Thread: What are your favorite Quotes?

  1. #101
    Registered User Bonzi Lon's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-11300
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Kingman, Kansas
    Age
    65
    Posts
    1,155

    Default

    From the movie "Heathers"

    Dad to Daughter: Why do I smoke these stupid things?
    Daughter to Dad: Cause your an idiot, Dad.
    Dad to Daughter: Oh yea, Thats right.
    1973 HLS30-168500
    1968 SPL311-18100
    1969 HLS30-000110 SOLD Shipped to Dubai UAE
    CZCC#11300

    Ones and Zeros

    "We drive only blue cars." Dishwalla

  2. #102
    Known Zitus carrier! hls30.com's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-4106
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Savannah, Georgia
    Posts
    6,702

    Default

    "And now for something completely different"

    Will
    A Z is beautiful from any angle, I just happen to prefer to view from the drivers' seat!

  3. #103
    Registered User Tommo560's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7005
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Perth, Australia
    Age
    32
    Posts
    229

    Default

    My dad has a calender with a quote on it for every day and i think this is a good one. probably not a coincidence that it is the one for January 1.

    It's one thing to have a saying,
    its another to live by it.
    -GARY & SHELL

    Tom.
    Last edited by Tommo560; 05-29-2006 at 05:10 AM.

  4. #104
    Registered User Tommo560's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7005
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Perth, Australia
    Age
    32
    Posts
    229

    Default

    Came across another good one today.

    A travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
    - Goerge Moore

    Tom.

  5. #105
    Registered User Tommo560's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7005
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Perth, Australia
    Age
    32
    Posts
    229

    Default

    Or the good old wise mens lesson and one i can back up with first hand experiance:

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

    Tom.

  6. #106
    Enjoying the ride... 240ZMan's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-4803
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Castle Rock, Colorado
    Posts
    565

    Default

    A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams
    - anonymous
    Daniel
    '73 240Z
    Castle Rock, CO

  7. #107
    Z fever Fun_in_my_z's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-5338
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    3,965

    Default

    This thread kinda died lets start it back up.

    "expect failure but don't accept it" Brian Vickers
    HLS30-217804 6/75 "The Unnatural One"

    One
    Big
    Ass
    Mistake
    America

  8. #108
    Known Zitus carrier! hls30.com's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-4106
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Savannah, Georgia
    Posts
    6,702

    Default

    MY favorite has came from a member here:
    "Breats and thights!"
    Will
    A Z is beautiful from any angle, I just happen to prefer to view from the drivers' seat!

  9. #109
    Supporting Member
    Member ID
    CZCC-12938
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    ON
    Posts
    2,232

    Default

    Quote by Wayne Gretski....You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

  10. #110
    Z fever Fun_in_my_z's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-5338
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    3,965

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by hls30.com View Post
    MY favorite has came from a member here:
    "Breats and thights!"
    Will
    100,000 seamen and you where the fastest one?
    HLS30-217804 6/75 "The Unnatural One"

    One
    Big
    Ass
    Mistake
    America

  11. #111
    Registered User Pop's Z's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-8342
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Fort Collins, Colorado
    Age
    75
    Posts
    430

    Default

    As I have gotten older I thought I had learned patience. Turns out I just don't give a ****.
    Peace, Mike

  12. #112
    Registered User Caen Fred's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-1965
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    LA ROCHELLE - France
    Posts
    421

    Default

    Give a desert to a politician and in two month he will buy out sand
    vive la Franze, vive les Z, vive ZmeFly

  13. #113
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-5842
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    FLORIDA
    Posts
    315

    Default

    You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.

    You never know what you don't know.

  14. #114
    HLS30-079101 Zak's Z's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7211
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto
    Age
    49
    Posts
    869

    Default

    "Audentes fortuna juvat" - Virgil

    means "fortune favors the brave"

    Zak

  15. #115
    Registered User Nissanman's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-13952
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Age
    70
    Posts
    473

    Default

    From the movie, "2010: The Year We Made Contact".

    American Astronauts woken from hibernation on the trip to Jupiter: -
    "Are we there yet??"
    Nissanman - just trying to help
    http://nissanman.shutterfly.com/action/

  16. #116
    Registered User Nissanman's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-13952
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Age
    70
    Posts
    473

    Default

    And if we are going to delve into Latin: -
    "Nil carborundum, bastardum"

    Translated means,
    "Don't let the bastards wear you down!"
    Nissanman - just trying to help
    http://nissanman.shutterfly.com/action/

  17. #117
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-14431
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Hickory, NC
    Age
    75
    Posts
    65

    Default

    "Everything should be made as simple as it can be -- but no simpler."

    A. Einstein

  18. #118
    Z Slave 1 Bravo 6's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-2520
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Yeppoon Qld. Australia
    Age
    77
    Posts
    2,361

    Default

    "It is better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it".

    Has a lot of applications.

    Rick.
    IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER.
    SINCE IT'S IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER.


  19. #119
    Instant Human, ADD Coffee Z Kid's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-2623
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Gawler SA
    Posts
    747

    Default

    Riding a scooter is like F#%cking a fat chick, its fun till your mates find out.


    It didnt happen until you get caught
    I can only please one person per day,
    Today is Not your day,
    And tomorrow is not looking good either.

  20. #120
    Registered User Caen Fred's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-1965
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    LA ROCHELLE - France
    Posts
    421

    Default

    Who goes to bed with an itching ass wakes up with a stinky finger
    Kinda ashame of this one, don't know why?????
    Last edited by Caen Fred; 05-30-2007 at 08:11 AM.
    vive la Franze, vive les Z, vive ZmeFly

  21. #121
    Former frequent poster sblake01's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3797
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    San Bernardino, Ca. U.S.A.
    Age
    70
    Posts
    10,574

    Default

    Find the thing in life that you don't do well and then don't do that thing.
    2004 Ford Ranger EDGE Supercab
    (@Moonpup: This one really is an EDGE!)
    2005 Pontaic GTO
    2010 Mercedes Benz C300 AMG Sportline (Wife's car)
    2014 Kia Rio LX (Wife's daily driver)
    Certified HVAC/MVAC Technician

  22. #122
    Former frequent poster sblake01's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3797
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    San Bernardino, Ca. U.S.A.
    Age
    70
    Posts
    10,574

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Fun_in_my_z View Post
    100,000 seamen and you where the fastest one?
    I'm still laughing at that one even with the mis-spelling! Maybe that makes it funnier.
    2004 Ford Ranger EDGE Supercab
    (@Moonpup: This one really is an EDGE!)
    2005 Pontaic GTO
    2010 Mercedes Benz C300 AMG Sportline (Wife's car)
    2014 Kia Rio LX (Wife's daily driver)
    Certified HVAC/MVAC Technician

  23. #123
    Known Zitus carrier! hls30.com's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-4106
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Savannah, Georgia
    Posts
    6,702

    Default

    I forgot to answer:

    Yeah Baby, Yeah!


    Will
    Last edited by hls30.com; 05-30-2007 at 10:43 AM.
    A Z is beautiful from any angle, I just happen to prefer to view from the drivers' seat!

  24. #124
    Supporting Member
    Member ID
    CZCC-12938
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    ON
    Posts
    2,232

    Default

    Originally Posted by Fun_in_my_z
    100,000 seamen and you where the fastest one?

    *********************


    Hey....Where's Will goin'?
    Last edited by geezer; 02-14-2011 at 09:45 PM.

  25. #125
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-10050
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Eastern NC
    Age
    40
    Posts
    114

    Default

    I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
    Wilson Mizner
    81ZX Stock, 215k+ miles and still rolling (daily driver)
    79 Fairlady 280Z, In need of major body work.
    77 280Z, Monster build, tripple throttlebody intake, TEC3, stroker...etc...

  26. #126
    Registered User 240ZX's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-1420
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Santa Paula, California
    Age
    69
    Posts
    1,884

    Default

    "Where ever you go....there you are!!!"

  27. #127
    Registered User 240ZX's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-1420
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Santa Paula, California
    Age
    69
    Posts
    1,884

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by gogriz91 View Post
    Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

    That is a good one for sure!

  28. #128
    Known Zitus carrier! hls30.com's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-4106
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Savannah, Georgia
    Posts
    6,702

    Default

    Hey....Where's Will goin'?[/quote]

    Evidently, the right way-to see about get'n a rally clock woikin again-oops, that's tomorrow!
    Will
    A Z is beautiful from any angle, I just happen to prefer to view from the drivers' seat!

  29. #129
    Known Zitus carrier! hls30.com's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-4106
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Savannah, Georgia
    Posts
    6,702

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by geezer View Post
    Originally Posted by Fun_in_my_z
    100,000 seamen and you where the fastest one?

    *********************


    Hey....Where's Will goin'?

    Evidenlty I am swimming against the flow...again!
    Will
    A Z is beautiful from any angle, I just happen to prefer to view from the drivers' seat!

  30. #130
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-8658
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Kennewick WA.
    Age
    52
    Posts
    118

    Default

    "I am what I am and thats all that I am"
    Popeye

  31. #131
    Former frequent poster sblake01's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3797
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    San Bernardino, Ca. U.S.A.
    Age
    70
    Posts
    10,574

    Default

    It gon' do what it gon' do.
    Ray Charles.
    2004 Ford Ranger EDGE Supercab
    (@Moonpup: This one really is an EDGE!)
    2005 Pontaic GTO
    2010 Mercedes Benz C300 AMG Sportline (Wife's car)
    2014 Kia Rio LX (Wife's daily driver)
    Certified HVAC/MVAC Technician

  32. #132
    Registered User Nissanman's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-13952
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Age
    70
    Posts
    473

    Default

    Henry Kissinger allegedly once said,

    "Even paranoids have real enemies"
    Nissanman - just trying to help
    http://nissanman.shutterfly.com/action/

  33. #133
    Registered User SportBikeMike's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-13823
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Illinois
    Posts
    367

    Default

    "Are you married or happy?"

    Three Stooges
    '82 Datsun 280ZX Turbo
    '14 Ford Focus ST
    '84 Bertone X 1/9
    '07 MV Agusta F4 1000R
    '97 Ducati 916

  34. #134
    Registered User jerbear's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3239
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Buffalo NY
    Posts
    35

    Default

    "I spend money I don't have, on things I don't need, to impress people I don't even like."
    Jer-Bear

    1971 Datsun 240Z
    VIN# HLS30-15647
    Engine# L24-021075
    Factory Color #904
    First Sold January 24th, 1971
    at; Pacific Datsun
    4433 Mission Bay
    San Diego, California

    Now residing in a suburb east of Buffalo, New York

  35. #135
    240Z Elec. Upgrade guy Zs-ondabrain's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-4921
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Marysville, WA. U.S.A.
    Age
    49
    Posts
    4,004

    Default

    If at first you don't succeed, get a BIGGER hammer.
    Rate my Z at Car Domain.com
    My 70' 240Z, Daily Driver

    My Parking Light and Headlight Upgrade Harness's at MotorSport Auto
    HLH - PLH - SCP - ZXP's at MSA *They accept PayPal!!*
    Headlight Upgrade Harness info here at ClassicZCar Club
    HLH info at CZCC Do a search for info on the other upgrades I offer.

  36. #136
    Z fever Fun_in_my_z's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-5338
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    3,965

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by jerbear View Post
    "I spend money I don't have, on things I don't need, to impress people I don't even like."
    This is a good one.
    HLS30-217804 6/75 "The Unnatural One"

    One
    Big
    Ass
    Mistake
    America

  37. #137
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-4044
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Denver
    Posts
    1,008

    Default

    COPS---"Nobody has a right to hit my sister if they aren't married to her."
    things will only bother you if you let them.

    82 280zxt 4 spd auto
    73 240z--lsd, cv axles
    short throw info

  38. #138
    Not enough Zs yet! nwcubsman's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-8308
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Age
    63
    Posts
    374

    Default

    Why have I not seen this thread before. Oh well, my favorite.

    Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
    Steven Wright
    Bryan
    ___________________________________________
    12/72 240Z, HLS30139612
    2/73 240Z, HLS30149546
    IZCC #14892

  39. #139
    Registered User WW2Winger's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-12927
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Granbury, Texas
    Age
    72
    Posts
    143

    Default

    Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die!

  40. #140
    Registered User Nissanman's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-13952
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Age
    70
    Posts
    473

    Default

    A couple from the movie, "An Inconvenient Truth",

    "An eye for an eye will make us all blind".


    "It is difficult to make a man understand something when his salary depends on him not understanding it".

    How very true!
    Nissanman - just trying to help
    http://nissanman.shutterfly.com/action/

  41. #141
    Z fever Fun_in_my_z's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-5338
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    3,965

    Default

    This thread is old. Could be fun to bring it back

    John J. Rambo: You know what you are. What you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. God's never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.
    HLS30-217804 6/75 "The Unnatural One"

    One
    Big
    Ass
    Mistake
    America

  42. #142
    HS130-150591 4/79 zbane's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-11908
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Cashiers, NC
    Age
    48
    Posts
    1,671

    Default

    What is a murder, but an extroverted suicide? -Monty Python
    David
    _____________________________________
    HS130-150591, April, 1979-280zx
    2001 Infiniti I 30

  43. #143
    Registered User Nissanman's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-13952
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Age
    70
    Posts
    473

    Default

    The passing of time is very important.
    Without the passing of time, nothing would happen, or even worse, everything would happen at once!
    Nissanman - just trying to help
    http://nissanman.shutterfly.com/action/

  44. #144
    Registered User NissanMaster's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-15302
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Atlanta GA
    Posts
    339

    Default

    "They dont last for ever,but at 200k it made it through break in!"

  45. #145
    Registered User guy_geo's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-1614
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Montreal Canada
    Age
    55
    Posts
    423

    Default

    La vie c'est comme une beurrée de merde, plus ça avance, moins il y a de pain..

    Life is like a spread of ****, the more you go, the thinner the bread is....
    C:\Ancien Disque Dur\Albums photos\Autos Divers\240Z Guy 2008\10.jpg240Z..

    FAST & CHEAP = NOT GOOD
    CHEAP & GOOD = NOT FAST
    FAST & GOOD = NOT CHEAP

  46. #146
    Registered User zcarnut's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-11468
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    90

    Default

    “However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results”. Winston Churchill
    Steve Golik
    Huntsville, AL
    1970 240Z
    1974 260Z
    1979 810 Hardtop
    2008 G37S
    "35 years of Z car ownership"

  47. #147
    Registered User mikewags's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-17195
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    South FL, USA
    Posts
    354

    Default

    "You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

    -Rodney Dangerfield (Caddyshack)
    11/75 - 1976 280Z - #HLS30-282,503
    Metallic Blue #305

  48. #148
    Registered User Oiluj's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-15388
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    SF Bay Area
    Age
    67
    Posts
    1,746

    Default

    Paraphrased from "A Clockwork Orange"

    "The 240Z gave me a warm vibraty feeling all through me gutty-wuts".

    and

    "The 240Z ate the road like spagetti".
    Julio
    1972 240Z (in-progress, 95% complete)
    CZC# 15388

  49. #149
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-9498
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Age
    49
    Posts
    22

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by guy_geo View Post
    La vie c'est comme une beurrée de merde, plus ça avance, moins il y a de pain..

    Life is like a spread of ****, the more you go, the thinner the bread is....

    I have heard this as: "Life is like a sh#t sandwich, the more bread you've got, the less sh#t you have to eat"
    Last edited by Twentysixouncer; 07-22-2008 at 02:28 PM.

  50. #150
    Registered User chrism's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-14665
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Zebulon NC
    Posts
    9

    Default

    Beauty tends to fade away but ugly just hangs in there.



    It's not who you know and what you do but rather who you do with what you know.

  51. #151
    HS130-150591 4/79 zbane's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-11908
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Cashiers, NC
    Age
    48
    Posts
    1,671

    Default

    Some people are like Slinkies: Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs...
    David
    _____________________________________
    HS130-150591, April, 1979-280zx
    2001 Infiniti I 30

  52. #152
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-4044
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Denver
    Posts
    1,008

    Default

    another cops quote--- by a homeless bum caught in a vice sting--- I knew it was too good to be true when she had all her teeth.
    things will only bother you if you let them.

    82 280zxt 4 spd auto
    73 240z--lsd, cv axles
    short throw info

  53. #153
    Registered User Rockr69's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-14423
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Coeur d'Alene, Id
    Posts
    224

    Default

    My personal favorite... "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" -Mater from Disney's Cars
    Dan

    1976 280z HLS30-299271
    1983 Maxima (my Hooptie)
    1990 F-150 4X4
    1989 Honda Accord (Wife's Car)

  54. #154
    Registered User NissanMaster's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-15302
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Atlanta GA
    Posts
    339

    Default

    There are 3 kind of people
    1.People that make it happen
    2.People that watch it happen
    3.People who wonder what the hell just happened?
    So which one are you gonna be?
    I like to make it happen!

  55. #155
    Z fever Fun_in_my_z's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-5338
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    3,965

    Default

    Guy: We are going to change their world!
    Rambo: Are you bringing in any weapons?
    Guy: Of course not!
    Rambo: Then your not changing anything.
    Guy: That kind of thinking is why the world never changes!
    Rambo: **** the world
    HLS30-217804 6/75 "The Unnatural One"

    One
    Big
    Ass
    Mistake
    America

  56. #156
    Registered User nahurry's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3352
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    SIMPSONVILLE, S.C.
    Age
    49
    Posts
    150

    Default

    it's hotter than a blistered ***** in a pecker patch.
    ______http://www.cardomain.com/id/nahurry1971____________ 3/73- HLS30-151414

  57. #157
    Former frequent poster sblake01's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3797
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    San Bernardino, Ca. U.S.A.
    Age
    70
    Posts
    10,574

    Default

    I always thought that read: a blistered ***** in a pepper patch. That is if the word that's censored is the same in your quote as in mine.
    Last edited by sblake01; 10-13-2009 at 05:03 PM.
    2004 Ford Ranger EDGE Supercab
    (@Moonpup: This one really is an EDGE!)
    2005 Pontaic GTO
    2010 Mercedes Benz C300 AMG Sportline (Wife's car)
    2014 Kia Rio LX (Wife's daily driver)
    Certified HVAC/MVAC Technician

  58. #158
    Z Slave 1 Bravo 6's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-2520
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Yeppoon Qld. Australia
    Age
    77
    Posts
    2,361

    Default

    I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

    Rick.
    IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER.
    SINCE IT'S IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER.


  59. #159
    Z fever Fun_in_my_z's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-5338
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    3,965

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Bravo 6 View Post
    I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

    Rick.
    Old Timers dissorder kicking in again. You already said that
    HLS30-217804 6/75 "The Unnatural One"

    One
    Big
    Ass
    Mistake
    America

  60. #160
    Registered User Jeff G 78's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7975
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Northville, Michigan
    Age
    55
    Posts
    1,895

    Default

    From Terminator II:

    John Conner to the Terminator "We're not going to make it, are we... people I mean?
    Terminator: No

    And my favorite car quote since I'm an auto engineer "Weight begets weight"
    Jeff
    Northville, Michigan
    IZCC #1285
    '78 280 10:1 CR, Arizona Z Car header, urethane bushings, Tokico springs, Illumina struts, Panasports w/Hankook R-S2 225/50R16 tires, Maxima 105 amp alternator
    http://www.classiczcars.com/photopos...00&ppuser=7975
    '74 260Z BRE look-alike crap can for Optima Batteries ChumpCar World Series Racing racing
    https://www.facebook.com/Jeff.Grauer

  61. #161
    My Z Can Fly! DeMoore's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-15092
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Covina, California, United States
    Posts
    276

    Default

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    -Steven Wright

    1978 280z - "Victoria"

    Tony DeMoore

  62. #162
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-5121
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    2,362

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by DeMoore View Post
    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    -Steven Wright
    If you were taking that literally, you've still got 1/4 of your life left. It would be an asymptotic type of thing.

    I like his other one better:
    "I had some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add".
    Jon

  63. #163
    Former frequent poster sblake01's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3797
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    San Bernardino, Ca. U.S.A.
    Age
    70
    Posts
    10,574

    Default

    Since we're talking about human life, it gets confusing. Technically that would be a infinite asymptotic distribution if you take it literally but since we're all going to die it would have to be finite. I'll stop there before my brain starts to hurt.
    2004 Ford Ranger EDGE Supercab
    (@Moonpup: This one really is an EDGE!)
    2005 Pontaic GTO
    2010 Mercedes Benz C300 AMG Sportline (Wife's car)
    2014 Kia Rio LX (Wife's daily driver)
    Certified HVAC/MVAC Technician

  64. #164
    ZCCIV Webmaster motorman7's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-19125
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    San Diego CA
    Age
    58
    Posts
    988

    Default

    "A man's got to know his limitations"
    - Clint Eastwood in "..."

    "Strange things are afoot at the circle K"
    - Bill S. Preston in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

    "Nobody likes to be gets blowed out"
    - Magic Johnson after bad Laker play-off loss

  65. #165
    Z fever Fun_in_my_z's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-5338
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    3,965

    Default

    From Die Hard

    Hans Groober: Who are you, a security guard we missed?
    Mclaine: ehhh, sorry Hans wrong guess. Want to try for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?
    Groober: Then who are you?
    Mclaine: I’m just the fly in the ointment, a regular pain in the ass.
    HLS30-217804 6/75 "The Unnatural One"

    One
    Big
    Ass
    Mistake
    America

  66. #166
    Former frequent poster sblake01's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3797
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    San Bernardino, Ca. U.S.A.
    Age
    70
    Posts
    10,574

    Default

    Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....also from Steven Wright.
    2004 Ford Ranger EDGE Supercab
    (@Moonpup: This one really is an EDGE!)
    2005 Pontaic GTO
    2010 Mercedes Benz C300 AMG Sportline (Wife's car)
    2014 Kia Rio LX (Wife's daily driver)
    Certified HVAC/MVAC Technician

  67. #167
    Registered User GrandPrixGreen's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-20265
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Oslo, Norway
    Age
    47
    Posts
    28

    Default

    “Common sense is not so common.” Voltaire quotes*


    Living ain't a luxury, and a little ain't enough for me (DLR)
    Last edited by GrandPrixGreen; 10-19-2009 at 11:32 AM.

  68. #168
    Fired Up! JLPurcell's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7454
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Richmond, Indiana
    Age
    67
    Posts
    1,098

    Default Quote

    "Of all of the evils that afflict mankind, the worst is lack of Wisdom!"
    Einstein
    Jerry Purcell
    1970 HLS30 00029 Owner since 1976 Now owned by Les Canaday (Classic Datsun Motorsports)
    1972 HLS30 93606 IZCC Registion #105 Original owner back home after full restoration by Classic Datsun Motorsports

  69. #169
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-20362
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    UK
    Age
    41
    Posts
    3

    Default

    Hi ,

    I found a funny but interesting quote .. Here is that one ..

    "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    ....

  70. #170
    Hooker for hire
    Member ID
    CZCC-20388
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    enterprise alabama
    Age
    36
    Posts
    20

    Default

    that is my all time favorite movie, and favorite scene

  71. #171
    Hooker for hire
    Member ID
    CZCC-20388
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    enterprise alabama
    Age
    36
    Posts
    20

    Default

    He who fishes in another mans well, catches nothing but crabs

  72. #172
    Hooker for hire
    Member ID
    CZCC-20388
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    enterprise alabama
    Age
    36
    Posts
    20

    Default

    "War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is, the sooner it will be over." William Tecumseh Sherman

  73. #173
    Fired Up! JLPurcell's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7454
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Richmond, Indiana
    Age
    67
    Posts
    1,098

    Default

    "When the green flag drops the bull**** stops!"
    My old racing buddy George Phillips.
    Jerry Purcell
    1970 HLS30 00029 Owner since 1976 Now owned by Les Canaday (Classic Datsun Motorsports)
    1972 HLS30 93606 IZCC Registion #105 Original owner back home after full restoration by Classic Datsun Motorsports

  74. #174
    Fired Up! JLPurcell's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7454
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Richmond, Indiana
    Age
    67
    Posts
    1,098

    Default

    "Why did this happen Forest?"
    Bubba
    Last edited by JLPurcell; 11-13-2009 at 10:50 AM.
    Jerry Purcell
    1970 HLS30 00029 Owner since 1976 Now owned by Les Canaday (Classic Datsun Motorsports)
    1972 HLS30 93606 IZCC Registion #105 Original owner back home after full restoration by Classic Datsun Motorsports

  75. #175
    Registered User Gully Foyle's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-15238
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Cortez, CO
    Posts
    6

    Default

    My Favorite car quote is in my Sig
    If someone were to ask me for a shortcut to sensuality I would suggest that he buy a 427 C.I. Cobra; but it is only fair to warn you of the 300 guys that tried back in 1963, only 3 ever went back to women!


    Mort Sahl

  76. #176
    Former frequent poster sblake01's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3797
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    San Bernardino, Ca. U.S.A.
    Age
    70
    Posts
    10,574

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Gully Foyle View Post
    My Favorite car quote is in my Sig
    I'm sure you mean Mort Sahl rather than Sal. He, Murray Roman, and Lenny Bruce were among my favorite comedians back in the day. They were really more like humorists or liberal social critics/satirists than comedians. Lenny died in the sixties (drugs), Murray Roman died in the seventies (car crash) but Mort Sahl is still with us, last I heard.
    Last edited by sblake01; 11-13-2009 at 04:50 PM.

  77. #177
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-19257
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    York,PA
    Posts
    46

    Default

    "Never grab ahold of anything you can't let go of "

    Old amish woman to me when I came to her home to do some work." Shut the gate wide open " huh?

  78. #178
    Registered User Gully Foyle's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-15238
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Cortez, CO
    Posts
    6

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by sblake01 View Post
    I'm sure you mean Mort Sahl rather than Sal. He, Murray Roman, and Lenny Bruce were among my favorite comedians back in the day. They were really more like humorists or liberal social critics/satirists than comedians. Lenny died in the sixties (drugs), Murray Roman died in the seventies (car crash) but Mort Sahl is still with us, last I heard.
    Stupid Typos

    Thanx for pointing that out
    If someone were to ask me for a shortcut to sensuality I would suggest that he buy a 427 C.I. Cobra; but it is only fair to warn you of the 300 guys that tried back in 1963, only 3 ever went back to women!


    Mort Sahl

  79. #179
    Registered User Nissanman's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-13952
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Age
    70
    Posts
    473

    Default

    "The people who vote, decide NOTHING!
    The people who COUNT the votes, decide EVERYTHING!"














    Joseph Stalin
    Nissanman - just trying to help
    http://nissanman.shutterfly.com/action/

  80. #180
    Registered User Nissanman's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-13952
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Age
    70
    Posts
    473

    Default

    "I've got nothing against dying.
    I just don't want to be there when it happens!"














    Woody Allen
    Nissanman - just trying to help
    http://nissanman.shutterfly.com/action/

  81. #181
    HL S30 151764
    Member ID
    CZCC-19963
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    North Texas
    Posts
    158

    Default

    "If you have two people who think alike you don't need one of them."
    Unknown

  82. #182
    Registered User mckkm's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3462
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Kalamazoo, MI
    Age
    63
    Posts
    50

    Default

    Do you mind if I smoke while you eat. -- Linda Lovelace

  83. #183
    Registered User 5thhorsemann's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-22854
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    maryland
    Age
    55
    Posts
    1,398

    Default

    Stumbled across this old thread while doing a search and had to wake it up again. Two of my favorites

    Quote "If you don't start no sh!t, there wont be none" My dear old dad.

    Quote "No matter how hot she is or sweet she looks, some guy, some where, is sick of her sh!t" Unknown Genius.

  84. #184
    petrolhead spitz17's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-20758
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Bay Area, CA
    Posts
    618

    Default

    "I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast...." - Shooter

    "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast...?!" - Happy

    "... n n n n ... NO" - Shooter
    '72 Fairlady 240Z-L - HS30-10052, Imported in 1973 from Yokota Airbase
    '70 240Z - HLS30-19927, History in SCCA CP & Trans-Am, ICSCC CIP, IMSA GTU
    '77 Porsche 930 Turbo Carrera - Black on black
    '13 Subaru BRZ Limited - Daily Driver

  85. #185
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-5121
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    2,362

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by spitz17 View Post
    "I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast...." - Shooter

    "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast...?!" - Happy

    "... n n n n ... NO" - Shooter
    That's a good one. I had a similar exchange with my boss about 15 years ago:

    Him: "I really chewed him a new asshole."
    Me: "You put your MOUTH on his ASS?"

    I was getting ready to quit...
    Last edited by jmortensen; 10-21-2011 at 03:32 PM.
    Jon

  86. #186
    Fired Up! JLPurcell's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7454
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Richmond, Indiana
    Age
    67
    Posts
    1,098

    Default

    All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
    The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    This is just a few of my favorite Steve Wright Quotes.
    Jerry Purcell
    1970 HLS30 00029 Owner since 1976 Now owned by Les Canaday (Classic Datsun Motorsports)
    1972 HLS30 93606 IZCC Registion #105 Original owner back home after full restoration by Classic Datsun Motorsports

  87. #187
    Registered User Zforce's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-18385
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Los Angeles California
    Age
    57
    Posts
    214

    Default

    The colder the x-ray table is the more you need to be on it.
    1971 240Z hls30-17121 L28/E-31 SU's "B" 4-speed 3:70 gears.

  88. #188
    Registered User Oiluj's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-15388
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    SF Bay Area
    Age
    67
    Posts
    1,746

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Logan's 240Z View Post
    "Never grab ahold of anything you can't let go of "
    Reminds me of one of my favorite job related quotes. "When considering a job change, never violate the first rule of wing walking: Don't let go to what you've got, till you grab hold onto something else".
    Julio
    1972 240Z (in-progress, 95% complete)
    CZC# 15388

  89. #189
    Supporting Member Diseazd's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-14126
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Richmond
    Posts
    1,852

    Default

    Democracy is in trouble when "The number of people who work for a living are outnumbered by the number of people who vote for a living".
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/1404980...7600346077563/
    ______________________________________________
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/1404980...7603350695459/

    70, 71, 2 72's, and a 73 240z....
    90 300zx and a 1996 Acura NSX.....but who's counting?

  90. #190
    Registered User 5thhorsemann's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-22854
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    maryland
    Age
    55
    Posts
    1,398

    Default

    When trouble troubles me, I trouble trouble........................Unknown.

    49% of the people in the world are of below average intelligence. That’s mine, so if anyone wants to use it, it will cost a nickel, at least the first three times, unless I get the credit

  91. #191
    Supporting Member Diseazd's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-14126
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Richmond
    Posts
    1,852

    Default

    "I don't drink often, but when I drink, I drink often!"
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/1404980...7600346077563/
    ______________________________________________
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/1404980...7603350695459/

    70, 71, 2 72's, and a 73 240z....
    90 300zx and a 1996 Acura NSX.....but who's counting?

  92. #192
    Registered User zpizzaman20's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-3706
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Northern Virginia
    Posts
    188

    Default

    Youth is wasted on the young.

  93. #193
    Registered User
    Member ID
    CZCC-5121
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    2,362

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Diseazd View Post
    Democracy is in trouble when "The number of people who work for a living are outnumbered by the number of people who vote for a living".
    "Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what is for supper." -Ben Franklin
    Jon

  94. #194
    Nova Scotia,Canada,Earth Blue's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7641
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    NS
    Posts
    4,085

    Default

    "I hate them cuz they made me hate" me
    There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply.
    The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey.


    John Ruskin (1819 - 1900)



    ZCars in Eastern Canada seaport ready for shipment to Europe

    http://ZSportCanada.com


  95. #195
    Nova Scotia,Canada,Earth Blue's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7641
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    NS
    Posts
    4,085

    Default

    3 levels of democracy:


    A. The Three Party System: Canada (PC, NDP, Liberal)
    B. The Two Party System: USA (Democrat, Republican)
    C. The One Party System: China (Chinese Communist Party)

    Me
    There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply.
    The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey.


    John Ruskin (1819 - 1900)



    ZCars in Eastern Canada seaport ready for shipment to Europe

    http://ZSportCanada.com


  96. #196
    Nova Scotia,Canada,Earth Blue's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-7641
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    NS
    Posts
    4,085

    Default

    "Go ahead, make my bed"
    There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply.
    The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey.


    John Ruskin (1819 - 1900)



    ZCars in Eastern Canada seaport ready for shipment to Europe

    http://ZSportCanada.com


  97. #197
    Registered User Brae's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-25082
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Vancouver
    Age
    31
    Posts
    47

    Default

    "If you ain't first, you're last."
    1976 280z - trying to get it "road" worthy

  98. #198
    Torch Wielding Villager gogriz91's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-2233
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Middle GA, for now
    Age
    53
    Posts
    841

    Default

    Desperate people do desperate things in desperate situations.

    Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen.

    Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.

    Nothing draws attention like gunfire.

    A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

    Once you get inside a Z, a Z will get inside of you.
    Last edited by gogriz91; 10-24-2011 at 12:24 AM.
    '73 HLS30 129806 ; L-28, street cam, SUs, 5-speed, Koni's, Suspension techniques springs, swaybars, 3.90 R200 LSD

    Heavily medicated for your protection

  99. #199
    Registered User doradox's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-14809
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Colfax, IN
    Posts
    708

    Default

    Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed sheep contesting the vote.

  100. #200
    Registered User siteunseen's Avatar
    Member ID
    CZCC-24724
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Alabama
    Posts
    1,967

    Default

    "If it cost $0.50 cents to go around the world, I can't afford to get out of site".
    Last edited by siteunseen; 10-24-2011 at 03:30 AM.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •