What are your favorite Quotes?

[Bonzi Lon]

From the movie "Heathers"

Dad to Daughter: Why do I smoke these stupid things?
Daughter to Dad: Cause your an idiot, Dad.
Dad to Daughter: Oh yea, Thats right.

[hls30.com]

"And now for something completely different"

Will

[Tommo560]

My dad has a calender with a quote on it for every day and i think this is a good one. probably not a coincidence that it is the one for January 1.

It's one thing to have a saying,
its another to live by it.
-GARY & SHELL

Tom.

[Tommo560]

Came across another good one today.

A travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
- Goerge Moore

Tom.

[Tommo560]

Or the good old wise mens lesson and one i can back up with first hand experiance:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Tom.

[240ZMan]

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams
- anonymous

[Fun_in_my_z]

This thread kinda died lets start it back up.

"expect failure but don't accept it" Brian Vickers

[hls30.com]

MY favorite has came from a member here:
"Breats and thights!"
Will

[geezer]

Quote by Wayne Gretski....You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

[Fun_in_my_z]

MY favorite has came from a member here:
"Breats and thights!"
Will

100,000 seamen and you where the fastest one?

[Pop's Z]

As I have gotten older I thought I had learned patience. Turns out I just don't give a ****.
Peace, Mike

[Caen Fred]

Give a desert to a politician and in two month he will buy out sand

[2-4-T-Z-MAN]

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.

You never know what you don't know.

[Zak's Z]

"Audentes fortuna juvat" - Virgil

means "fortune favors the brave"

Zak

[Nissanman]

From the movie, "2010: The Year We Made Contact".

American Astronauts woken from hibernation on the trip to Jupiter: -
"Are we there yet??"

[Nissanman]

And if we are going to delve into Latin: -
"Nil carborundum, bastardum"

Translated means,
"Don't let the bastards wear you down!"

[DaveN]

"Everything should be made as simple as it can be -- but no simpler."

A. Einstein

[1 Bravo 6]

"It is better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it".

Has a lot of applications.

Rick.

[Z Kid]

Riding a scooter is like F#%cking a fat chick, its fun till your mates find out.


It didnt happen until you get caught

[Caen Fred]

Who goes to bed with an itching ass wakes up with a stinky finger
Kinda ashame of this one, don't know why?????

[sblake01]

Find the thing in life that you don't do well and then don't do that thing.

[sblake01]

100,000 seamen and you where the fastest one?

I'm still laughing at that one even with the mis-spelling! Maybe that makes it funnier.

[hls30.com]

I forgot to answer:

Yeah Baby, Yeah!


Will

[geezer]

Originally Posted by Fun_in_my_z
100,000 seamen and you where the fastest one?

*********************


Hey....Where's Will goin'?

[naviathan]

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Wilson Mizner

[240ZX]

"Where ever you go....there you are!!!"

[240ZX]

Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

That is a good one for sure!

[hls30.com]

Hey....Where's Will goin'?[/quote]

Evidently, the right way-to see about get'n a rally clock woikin again-oops, that's tomorrow!
Will

[hls30.com]

Originally Posted by Fun_in_my_z
100,000 seamen and you where the fastest one?

*********************


Hey....Where's Will goin'?

Evidenlty I am swimming against the flow...again!
Will

[Grim]

"I am what I am and thats all that I am"
Popeye

[sblake01]

It gon' do what it gon' do.
Ray Charles.

[Nissanman]

Henry Kissinger allegedly once said,

"Even paranoids have real enemies"

[SportBikeMike]

"Are you married or happy?"

Three Stooges

[jerbear]

"I spend money I don't have, on things I don't need, to impress people I don't even like."

[Zs-ondabrain]

If at first you don't succeed, get a BIGGER hammer.

[Fun_in_my_z]

"I spend money I don't have, on things I don't need, to impress people I don't even like."

This is a good one.

[Darrel]

COPS---"Nobody has a right to hit my sister if they aren't married to her."

[nwcubsman]

Why have I not seen this thread before. Oh well, my favorite.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Steven Wright

[WW2Winger]

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die!

[Nissanman]

A couple from the movie, "An Inconvenient Truth",

"An eye for an eye will make us all blind".


"It is difficult to make a man understand something when his salary depends on him not understanding it".

How very true!

[Fun_in_my_z]

This thread is old. Could be fun to bring it back

John J. Rambo: You know what you are. What you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. God's never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

[zbane]

What is a murder, but an extroverted suicide? -Monty Python

[Nissanman]

The passing of time is very important.
Without the passing of time, nothing would happen, or even worse, everything would happen at once!

[NissanMaster]

"They dont last for ever,but at 200k it made it through break in!"

[guy_geo]

La vie c'est comme une beurrée de merde, plus ça avance, moins il y a de pain..

Life is like a spread of ****, the more you go, the thinner the bread is....

[zcarnut]

“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results”. Winston Churchill

[mikewags]

"You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

-Rodney Dangerfield (Caddyshack)

[Oiluj]

Paraphrased from "A Clockwork Orange"

"The 240Z gave me a warm vibraty feeling all through me gutty-wuts".

and

"The 240Z ate the road like spagetti".

[Twentysixouncer]

La vie c'est comme une beurrée de merde, plus ça avance, moins il y a de pain..

Life is like a spread of ****, the more you go, the thinner the bread is....

I have heard this as: "Life is like a sh#t sandwich, the more bread you've got, the less sh#t you have to eat"

[chrism]

Beauty tends to fade away but ugly just hangs in there.



It's not who you know and what you do but rather who you do with what you know.

[zbane]

Some people are like Slinkies: Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs...

[Darrel]

another cops quote--- by a homeless bum caught in a vice sting--- I knew it was too good to be true when she had all her teeth.

[Rockr69]

My personal favorite... "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" -Mater from Disney's Cars

[NissanMaster]

There are 3 kind of people
1.People that make it happen
2.People that watch it happen
3.People who wonder what the hell just happened?
So which one are you gonna be?
I like to make it happen!

[Fun_in_my_z]

Guy: We are going to change their world!
Rambo: Are you bringing in any weapons?
Guy: Of course not!
Rambo: Then your not changing anything.
Guy: That kind of thinking is why the world never changes!
Rambo: **** the world

[nahurry]

it's hotter than a blistered ***** in a pecker patch.

[sblake01]

I always thought that read: a blistered ***** in a pepper patch. That is if the word that's censored is the same in your quote as in mine.

[1 Bravo 6]

I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

Rick.

[Fun_in_my_z]

I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

Rick.

Old Timers dissorder kicking in again. You already said that

[Jeff G 78]

From Terminator II:

John Conner to the Terminator "We're not going to make it, are we... people I mean?
Terminator: No

And my favorite car quote since I'm an auto engineer "Weight begets weight"

[DeMoore]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-Steven Wright

[jmortensen]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-Steven Wright

If you were taking that literally, you've still got 1/4 of your life left. It would be an asymptotic type of thing.

I like his other one better:
"I had some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add".

[sblake01]

Since we're talking about human life, it gets confusing. Technically that would be a infinite asymptotic distribution if you take it literally but since we're all going to die it would have to be finite. I'll stop there before my brain starts to hurt.

[motorman7]

"A man's got to know his limitations"
- Clint Eastwood in "..."

"Strange things are afoot at the circle K"
- Bill S. Preston in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

"Nobody likes to be gets blowed out"
- Magic Johnson after bad Laker play-off loss

[Fun_in_my_z]

From Die Hard

Hans Groober: Who are you, a security guard we missed?
Mclaine: ehhh, sorry Hans wrong guess. Want to try for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?
Groober: Then who are you?
Mclaine: I’m just the fly in the ointment, a regular pain in the ass.

[sblake01]

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....also from Steven Wright.

[GrandPrixGreen]

“Common sense is not so common.” Voltaire quotes*


Living ain't a luxury, and a little ain't enough for me (DLR)

[JLPurcell]

"Of all of the evils that afflict mankind, the worst is lack of Wisdom!"
Einstein

[steeveshephord]

Hi ,

I found a funny but interesting quote .. Here is that one ..

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

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[angry_dave]

that is my all time favorite movie, and favorite scene

[angry_dave]

He who fishes in another mans well, catches nothing but crabs

[angry_dave]

"War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is, the sooner it will be over." William Tecumseh Sherman

[JLPurcell]

"When the green flag drops the bull**** stops!"
My old racing buddy George Phillips.

[JLPurcell]

"Why did this happen Forest?"
Bubba

[Gully Foyle]

My Favorite car quote is in my Sig

[sblake01]

My Favorite car quote is in my Sig

I'm sure you mean Mort Sahl rather than Sal. He, Murray Roman, and Lenny Bruce were among my favorite comedians back in the day. They were really more like humorists or liberal social critics/satirists than comedians. Lenny died in the sixties (drugs), Murray Roman died in the seventies (car crash) but Mort Sahl is still with us, last I heard.

[Logan's 240Z]

"Never grab ahold of anything you can't let go of "

Old amish woman to me when I came to her home to do some work." Shut the gate wide open " huh?

[Gully Foyle]

I'm sure you mean Mort Sahl rather than Sal. He, Murray Roman, and Lenny Bruce were among my favorite comedians back in the day. They were really more like humorists or liberal social critics/satirists than comedians. Lenny died in the sixties (drugs), Murray Roman died in the seventies (car crash) but Mort Sahl is still with us, last I heard.

Stupid Typos

Thanx for pointing that out

[Nissanman]

"The people who vote, decide NOTHING!
The people who COUNT the votes, decide EVERYTHING!"














Joseph Stalin

[Nissanman]

"I've got nothing against dying.
I just don't want to be there when it happens!"














Woody Allen

[pwd]

"If you have two people who think alike you don't need one of them."
Unknown

[mckkm]

Do you mind if I smoke while you eat. -- Linda Lovelace

[5thhorsemann]

Stumbled across this old thread while doing a search and had to wake it up again. Two of my favorites

Quote "If you don't start no sh!t, there wont be none" My dear old dad.

Quote "No matter how hot she is or sweet she looks, some guy, some where, is sick of her sh!t" Unknown Genius.

[spitz17]

"I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast...." - Shooter

"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast...?!" - Happy

"... n n n n ... NO" - Shooter

[jmortensen]

"I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast...." - Shooter

"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast...?!" - Happy

"... n n n n ... NO" - Shooter

That's a good one. I had a similar exchange with my boss about 15 years ago:

Him: "I really chewed him a new asshole."
Me: "You put your MOUTH on his ASS?"

I was getting ready to quit...

[JLPurcell]

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is just a few of my favorite Steve Wright Quotes.

[Zforce]

The colder the x-ray table is the more you need to be on it.

[Oiluj]

"Never grab ahold of anything you can't let go of "

Reminds me of one of my favorite job related quotes. "When considering a job change, never violate the first rule of wing walking: Don't let go to what you've got, till you grab hold onto something else".

[Diseazd]

Democracy is in trouble when "The number of people who work for a living are outnumbered by the number of people who vote for a living".

[5thhorsemann]

When trouble troubles me, I trouble trouble........................Unknown.

49% of the people in the world are of below average intelligence. That’s mine, so if anyone wants to use it, it will cost a nickel, at least the first three times, unless I get the credit

[Diseazd]

"I don't drink often, but when I drink, I drink often!"

[zpizzaman20]

Youth is wasted on the young.

[jmortensen]

Democracy is in trouble when "The number of people who work for a living are outnumbered by the number of people who vote for a living".

"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what is for supper." -Ben Franklin

[Blue]

"I hate them cuz they made me hate" me

[Blue]

3 levels of democracy:


A. The Three Party System: Canada (PC, NDP, Liberal)
B. The Two Party System: USA (Democrat, Republican)
C. The One Party System: China (Chinese Communist Party)

Me

[Blue]

"Go ahead, make my bed"

[Brae]

"If you ain't first, you're last."

[gogriz91]

Desperate people do desperate things in desperate situations.

Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen.

Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.

Nothing draws attention like gunfire.

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

Once you get inside a Z, a Z will get inside of you.

[doradox]

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed sheep contesting the vote.

[siteunseen]

"If it cost $0.50 cents to go around the world, I can't afford to get out of site".